Humour can go a long way on hard days or can be the cherry on top of a great day. Marketing professionals in today’s business environment have to juggle a lot of high-priority tasks. More times than not we are wearing more than one hat and are under a lot of stress. In this case, jokes on our industry can help the stress we put ourselves through. We can all nerd out a bit on our own industry and laugh at some inside jokes. We are all okay laughing at marketing jokes as other industries sit around looking at us with a puzzled look.
Believe it or not (I’m sure you will believe it), but laughing can actually inspire creativity. Shocking right? Who would have thought people are more creative when it comes to being in a good mood or after laughing. This is why we encourage taking breaks, doing something you like for a brief period of time and have a good laugh.
We hope these marketing jokes can help you in your pursuit of laughter and maybe even get those creative juices flowing.
1. May The Force Be With You
How did Yoda get his first lead?
He used the SalesForce.
2. Not Too High!
Why don’t marketers like trampolines?
They’re scared of high bounce rates.
3. We Always Find You
4. Organic Is Best
Why do digital marketers love to shop at Whole Foods?
They have a lot of organic content.
5. Where No One Looks
What is the safest place to hide a body?
The second page of Google.
6. Life Before
7. Music To My Ears
Why can’t marketers see live musicals?
They keep trying to capture the leads.
8. I’ll Never Get A Drink
An SEO marketer walks into a bar, bars, tavern, pub, public house, Irish pub, drink, drinks, liquor, beer, alcohol”¦
9. No Commitment
Why did the marketer break up with her boyfriend?
Lack of engagement.
10. #Hashtag
11. Anti-Social Social Club
Why wasn’t the candidate hired for the marketing job?
He was anti-social.
12. Go Long!
Why do marketers make such good wide receivers?
They always stay inbounds.
13. Need A Windbreaker
Why do content marketers constantly feel cold?
They’re surrounded by drafts.
14. Don’t Ask
15. Google Fun
What’s the best way to build a comprehensive keyword list?
Add Words.
16. Call Tom. Alexa: I Found A Great Tea House
Marketer: Can’t we just use AI to manage our sales funnel for us?
Alexa: I found four places that sell funnel cakes close to you.
17. Lights, Camera, Action
Why did the marketer get fired as a film director?
Weak calls to action.
18. Test Your Market
19. ABC, it’s as Easy as 123
Why did the marketer use A/B testing?
She wanted to C if her conversion rates would improve.
20. Where’s the Switch?
How many marketers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None – they’ve automated it.
21. Cover Your Eyes!
A stock photo walks into a bar, and the patrons start pointing and giggling. She looks at the bartender and says, “Why’s everyone staring?”
The bartender says”¦ “Cuz your ALT tag is showing.”
22. Liked by HipsterDude and Others
How much does a hipster weigh?
An insta-gram
23. Here’s My Number, So Call Me Maybe
What’s a telemarketer’s favourite song?
Answer my call, maybe.
Hopefully, these marketing jokes helped your day and got your creative juices going after they got a smile on your face. There really is no better medicine than laughter. Unless you are in need of medicine, then I wouldn’t prescribe my blog post to help you. But! If you are in the need of a mood changer then hopefully this was able to cure that. I look forward to finding more ways to either brighten your day or give you tips to help you in other ways. I can’t wait to see the ideas you come up with after you get a giggle from these jokes. If you haven’t gotten your fix just yet, check out there sales knee slappers. Now let’s get those creative juices going!
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